Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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