new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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