Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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