i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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