could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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