Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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