I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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