Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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