Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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