at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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