Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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