Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Randomize
