OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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