Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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