youre lurking in front of me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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