i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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