Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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