he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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