I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
