so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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