why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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