you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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