You can't special order awesome
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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