can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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