with your own penis?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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