Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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