it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
