Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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