exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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