I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
being pregnant is like rehab
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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