I think I died a long time ago.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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