the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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