He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
vagina is talking i cant
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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