Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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