um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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