Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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