so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
