shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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