i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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