dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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