mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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