Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you win again, gameday.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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