Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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