I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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