ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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