mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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