yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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