ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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