I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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