well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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