yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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