Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
