i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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