doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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