Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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