so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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